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What I miss about my ex

whatshouldwecallme:

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GETTING A PAYCHECK

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

AND THEN I’M LIKE:

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alyosha252:

March-Of-Time Hare V12

alyosha252:

March-Of-Time Hare V12

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depono-irae:

tangarang:

ccomicsloth:

yokhakidfiasco:

thedeadhand:

general-winky:

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW

what the actual fuck

This is actually pretty cool

its really sweet though

am

am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.

No, no you’re not. what the fuck.

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im-fallingforyou:

estuds:

You can come out when your done bein a little faggot

ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming. 

im-fallingforyou:

estuds:

You can come out when your done bein a little faggot

ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming. 

(Source: simsgonewrong, via morphine--hallway)

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"I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you’re in. You can’t have it."

— Tony Stark (via theironavenger)

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nahthatsnotveryraven:

what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner

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slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

(via s1thhappens)

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erossum:

awkwardlilgirl:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

are-you-my-tennant:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

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"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"

— Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

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